Bunbunmaru Scoop 011

Youkai of Boundary seeks new target

With the news of an unexpected paring of Yuka and Kaguya about in the air, I flew towards Yuka's other suitor, Yukari, to check up on her thoughts of the news.

I saw Yukari lying on a pile of rocks, the reason of which is unknown. She had a cunning smirk on her face as I approached her.

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A - Aya Shameimaru
Y - Yukari Yakumo

A: "Hey there Yukari, have you heard of Yuka and Kaguya's wedding~?"
Y: "Yes I have"
A: Well... what do you think of it? Weren't you..."
Y: "Too bad Yuka is going to marry that NEET... *sighs* I'm not that affected anymore~"
A: "Oh really now~ So what makes that so?"
Y: "It's Kourin~ <3 He's my new target~"
A: "T-target?"
Y: "Yeah~<3 Yuka was my target before but now she's getting married, I needed a new one~"
A: "O-oh is that so."
Y: "Hey crow, make a scoop of this."
A: "Eh!?"
Y: "Make a scoop warning Kourin he's my next target~<3"
A: "D: Uh... sure?"
Y: "Hoho~ Thank you Aya~<3 Make sure to have the pic with me and the pile of rocks!"
A: "...err sure..."
Y: "I wanna send chills on his spine~ and then RAPE HIM~<3"
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Yukari's next target for raping is Rinnosuke Morichiya of Kourindou. What despicable plans does Yukari have hidden on her sleeves... and her Gap.

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((The interview is refabricated since that was OOC then, but it sounded like that at chat. strikethroughs fail here >_>. This scoop is supposed to be posted before Yuka's wedding meh... well most of you know that Yukari swerved and decided on AyaYukari lol
BTW I don't get what the pile of rocks mean Dx;)